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9/13/2006 

Its a "Wow" World

Two seperate items, brief but spectacular. Spectacular not so much in a good way but a shake your head holy s way.

Babies and I were up at best buy this past tuesday. If you didnt know, the original star wars dvd's were released. Not the special edition, re-mastered ones but the OG old school. So as we're pulling into the parking lot I see a guy. Kinda looks like this:



Yea, for real. Oh it only gets better folks. Once inside I see a guy dressed like Han Solo and another dude in x-wing pilot gear. The kicker; each of these dudes are at least 40. Now i know star wars is a cultural phenomenom and all that jazz. But come on. You're 40+. Do you really need to dress up like a movie character... to go buy a DVD???? Jesus titty fucking.




















Item number 2. Our favorite ex-middle school principal is back at it again. Some of you who read this may not know and others may have forgotte (though i doubt it) but about a year ago our former middle school principal got arrested in a park in tonowanda for exposing himself to an under cover cop and trying to get some secks. Well i just heard that he got busted again. This time for a "lude act" on the NYS thruway. Just goes to show you, you can never be too careful and that we live in a pretty fucked up age.

Oh yea, since i'm a nerd, i'm writing a story for some contest so i can win a book. Once i finish and submit said story I'm thinking about posting it. Like i said, i'm a nerd.