The Sandlot

Hank is still in Afghanistan for another month or so, at which point hes getting shipped back stateside to North Carolina in August. Tos is picking him up and bringing him home for a week or so. Henry was kind enough to send Tos some pictures which i will now share with you all.

Shitty moutain with a shitty village in the lower right and a helo in the top left

As you can see, its hot as fuck

Hank in his gear, combine that with the thermometer pic and he must be sweating his balls off.

Im gonna try to get ahold of millhouse and get an academy update in the next few days.

BF playin reindeer games to get people to touch him
wad n spae lookin sexy
Rock just waking up from being passed out in the limo, looking like hes 70
Rock tea-bagging a semi-concious moylan
Ginty with his loot, Beam and Hooterville
BF admonishing toy with Anal city

OK, due to the lenght and variety of topics/incidents to be covered in this entry, I'm gonna have to break this up into sections.

STAG PARTY

So, i ended up not having to work saturday night, so i decided to hit up uncle leo's stag party. Me n bf met up with everyone at some pub deal up in NT where there was food and drink and the usual prize raffels and gambling. BF walked away with a vhs of Anal City, while ginty scored Hooterville and a bottel of Beam. Pnut nabbed a bottle of Jack and Rock won Bicardi. Nothing really happened at the stag. Everyone played cards of some sort and got drunk, Toy doing the honors of being the beligerant ass. At one point he attempted to poor what was left of a bottle of vodka into Rock's drink, but instead poured it on the floor and Rock's shoe. He also was picking fights with people and making outlandish claims. There was also plenty of verbal jousting among everyone, specifically towards the Rock about promising things. Kinda had to be there but it was hilarious.

PURE PLATINUM

Originally the plan was to go to some fake titty bar in buffalo, but someone convinced Lance we should go across to peace bridge and hit up a legit place. Having only been to the Sun Downer i was surprised to see how much nicer Pure Platinum was. And by nicer I of course mean the quality of the talent in the building. We walked in and got a table in the back and got some drinks. Some black stripper came over and started messing around with this one dude who was with us, pretty gross. Then toy came over and was being a grouch so we re-located more near the stage. It was there my heart was stolen. 95% of the time stripper music is either rap or some dance dance number. They changed girls and i hear the opening chords to Soundgarden, Spoon Man. Out comes this attractive little number and she starts doing her thing. It becomes quickly apparent that shes more flexible than most. Her whole set consisted of Soundgarden jams and she worked the pole like no other girl I've seen. Safe to say we were all half aroused at least. Unfortunaly, the NT dicks made us leave just as things were getting good, more on that later though.

DOWNTOWN

After leaving the strip joint we headed to downtown Buffalo to hit the bars and such. Heres where the night kinda went sour. We got into some joint called Liars. Things were going fine until Bf was kind enough to point out that Zima was standing at the bar behind me. Of all the nights and all the places to see her out. So then we're told everyones leaving to go to another bar. we get outside, end up standing around for like 30 min while the NT fucks be retarded. Finally we were like fuck it, lets go find the limo, and hang out and drink in there till its time to go. So me wad bf and ginty go roaming around for like an hour till we find it. In that time we got some street meat and saw a pretty big fight between some drunk nerds. Later on some random girl bit BF and Spae on the necks.

LIMO ADVENTURES

So we had a Hummer Limo filled with 17 people. Things started off with a bang as we stopped at some dive convienent store for beer and there happened to be a posse of white trash NT guys n girls who felt the need to poke theire heads in while we were waiting. Nothing else really happened on the way up aside from people getting wasted and making fun of eachother. On the way back, Toy passed out and Rock felt the need to essentially Tea Bag him. Wad got a great pic that i will have at some point.

NT FUCKS

If you recall my 54-40 review i made mention of how bad people from NT were. Well on this night we were rolling with about 8 of em, each more useless than the last. Whether it was making us leave places early, an inability to make even the simpilest of decisions of just being retarted and unable to follow clear conscise directions, they managed to fuck up the night pretty badly. So once again, NT and most people in it suck, and i hope to god i dont ever have to go there or deal with their brand of scum anytime in the future.

HOSTAGE SITUATION

Earlier in the day, Lockport had a small terror incident. Some guy apparently duct taped his family up in his house then went out in the front lawn with a shotgun and started shooting at cars. Then the cops showed up and he went inside, only to huff a Molatov Cocktail at them, missing horribly and torching his own truck. Route 31 was closed off for like 5 hours as the guy lived on the corner or 31 and Day Road. I knew something had gone on in the day but it wasnt till later at the stag when Wad got a call that i learned the details. Apparently wad knows the guy who snapped. meaning wad's next in line probably to do something terrible.


That about raps it up. On account of all the late nights i feel kinda shitty at the moment. Lori is home now too. which is a good and a bad thing. Tomorrow i'm going with my dad to pick up the Corvette hes buying, so i might be able to tool around in that on occasion if i play my cars right.

Ok those really aren't my girlfriends panties... at least i pray to god they aren't. (not that i have a girlfriend but you get the idea) Those luscious looking undergarments belong to a man we all know and love, none other than the hot ass guy himself, Shawn Stopa.

First some background. As you can see, the boxers are sitting on some rocks, specifically they are under my pool deck. Why there you wonder? Well shawn apparently dropped them when he grabbing his stuff at night and didnt realize it till he went to change up near the house. He did not go back to retreive them on account of 2 persons who still happened to be in the pool... sharing a moment shall we say, so he left them there. That was july 14th, so they've been there a full week, and i just noticed them when i cut the grass on wednesday.

Now i want to draw everyone's attention to the multitude of white splotches located all over the boxers. The logical explanation would be a bleach mishap, but given the owner of these boxers, i probed deeper. After many days of extensive and exhaustive research, testing and diagraming, Ive reached the conclusion that Shawn Stopa blows the most massive load ever. In no other manner could that many stains soil one pair of underware. Simply put, shawn is the Babe Ruth of cumshots, a modern day Peter North if you will. He is a god living among boys and from now on should be treated as such.

So ladies, when you see Shawn out and about or at Tops. Know that at any moment, he could nail you with a shot so powerful if would render you unconscious if you're not fully prepared to accept it. And fully prepared you should be... we all should be.

I know lately all i've been doing is concert reviews, and i was gonna do up a review of The Wedding Crashers but I'll just say it was amazing and leave it at that. On to something more interesting shall we.

So today i worked the dreaded double shift, lunch and dinner, 11am till 10pm. Being a tuesday it wasn't insanely busy but it was pretty steady all day. Later on around 7pm or so Ron stopped in. He asked me if i had a dvd burner to which i replied of course i do. He goes on to tell me that his friend has like a membership to video pixxx, the local porn shop. Apparently he gets dvds in the mail and then has the option to buy them for a greatly reduced price or just return them. He asked ron to see if he knew anyone who would be willing to just copy these things off instead of buying them outright or only having them for a limited amount of time. Enter me. Dude will allegedly be supplying me with all the blank dvd media for himself plus extras for ron and myself. So potentially i will be able to get my hands on tons of free shit. And once i have a copy in my possession it will be easy as hell to make more copies for anyone else who may want them.

Now dvd porn is something most of us have wanted to obtain for years because its portable and high quality. However it is extremely expensive, much more so than a regular dvd, and somewhat awkward to purchase. So this is a golden opportunity. I'll probably find out for sure whats going on friday. Ill try to update again tomorrow with something else exciting if i get around to it.

Thursday night we went to see Matt Good at Arizona's. This marked the 8th time I've seen him, all of those 8 occuring in the past 2 years. As per usual, Matt's voice was amazing and the band was tight. The set list featured a few new additons. They opened with Advertising on Police Cars. Suburbia was brought back out of the vault and the new upcoming single, Oh Be Joyful was also played. Combine those with a good mix of his other material and it was a stellar show. Wad and I managed to weasel our way up to the front row for the entire show. Despite this i didnt take many pics because the stage lighting sucked. Wad and I did shoot some video footage or Suburbia. I got 1:30 and its pretty good. Wad got the whole song and from what he tells me it came out nicely. Im eagerly awaiting to view it.

The only bummer was this one douche who was behind wad and I in the crowd all night who kept running his mouth the whole show. He was all pissed cuz we were in front of him and he kept touching and dancing wildly about till we had to tell him to shut his fucking mouth.

The show wasnt the best of matt ive seen. If i had to rank it i would say maybe 3rd, based on the rare songs. The kool haus show being the number 1 performace and the wasaga beach show being number 2.

Miggy1314: 7/11/05- rachael is one of the greatest friends ever because she has hot friends. stacy is hot. and just plain fucking cool.
Miggy1314: done


other conversations from around the net...

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b oo ya 83 19: touch my balls
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b oo ya 83 19: what
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b oo ya 83 19: no

Dear driving public,

Please learn how to fucking drive properly. Is it really too much to ask that you use a turn signal so that I may have some clue as to your next move at an intersection or when you want to turn into a driveway? And if you dont plan on turning, please keep your signal off, as that only creates more confusion. Also, please keep in mind the speed limit, 45mph does not mean you drive around 30mph. It also means that when im doing 5mph over the limit, do not ride my ass thinking I will go faster. I'm already speeding.

Perhaps what is most disconcerning is how some of you insist on taking up multiple lanes at once. Pick a fucking lane and stay in it. Do not drive in the middle of both at the same time. Its dangerous and prevents me from going around your stupid ass.

Dear police, please do a better job at keeping fucks who never should have passed their drivers test off the road. Stop picking on people who might speed on occasion and go after the bigger fish.

Lastnight i went out to Rochester with eddie and true story to catch the Tea Party show. We also picked up kelly and she went with us. It was at some little hole in the wall music hall in downtown Rochester. much to my delight they didnt do pat downs and there was no signs saying no pictures. Also there was no security rail by the stage so we were basically on top of it.

The opening band was some nerds from buffalo. They werent great, not terrible, nothing special. Though the lead singer was a spitting image of Fabio. Just more ripped and could sing way better.

Tea Party came on at 10 and played till 1130. The set was basically the same as the last time i saw them minus a couple songs. As usual they were solid and a pleasure to see. Too bad i have to work and cant make it to one of the 2 Sphere shows.

Afterwards we went back to kellys for some beers and pizza and good times, minus the drunk whores who took 25 mintues to park then enter the apt. One more pic for the road.

Lastnight me and Bf went up to the NT canal fest to catch canadian rock legends 54-40.

The place was pretty packed but we found a spot almost behind the stage to the side where virtually no one was standing and we had a clear close view of the band. First off i need to say; dave genn is the man. If you dont know who he is slap yourself in the face. He ripped up the guitar in ways ive only seen a few other men do. I'm now completely jealous and bitter over never having seen the original MGB. But anways. The show was good. they played a bunch of songs of their latest (11th) cd as well as most of their singles. The crowd was pretty good too, including the unplanned sing along at the end of Ocean Pearl. One of the better shows ive been to.

The only bad thing was the fact the show was in NT. Me n brett saw so many henious fucks it was sickening. Drunk grandmas rocking out, kids with down's syndrome and anything else you can think of.

Before the show we went to McDonalds. After pulling out of the drive thru we saw a pimped out Expidition with like 22 inch chrome rims. On the grill was the word "Stuntin". Me n bf proceeded to point and laugh our balls off as we switched seats, only to realize there was some one in the drivers seat glaring at us. Ah well fuck him. Tea party and rochester stories wednesday.

Lastnight, BF, box, santos, True story and myself journeyed to Arizona's in St Cathrines for the Thornley show. Much to our pleasant surprise, the opening act went on at 9pm. Given my history of terrible opening bands i wasn't expecting anything less than shit out of the first act, a band called Hurst. However the first song was very good and the lead singer sounded very familiar. The next song revealed what i had heard but then forgotten. The lead singer of Econoline Crush had a new band after Econline broke up. This was them, as evident by the second song, a great rendition of Sparkle and Shine, and old Econline standby. They played 2 other Econoline songs plus a bunch of the new bands stuff. Very good and a welcome addition to the show.

Thornley took the stage around 1030 amidst a huge swarm of insects, one of which got stuck in Ian's guitar strings during the second song and provided many comical outbursts and moments throughout the show. The set list was sweet, mostly off the Thornley cd with 4 Big Wreck songs tossed in the mix plus 2 covers (Nirvana and Led Zepplin). The band was very tight and energetic and the show was great, probably the 2nd best of the three times i've seen them. The drummer was on fire as was Ian. They played till about 12 including the 3 song encore. During the cover of the Immigrant song, 2 of the roadies came out on stage to rock out with the band. It was sweet and a fitting way to cap off a great performance.

The only downside to the night was the fact that we saw some of the same haggard fucks that we saw at the tea party show and other shows we've gone to in St. Cathrines. Like the old grandmas who think theyre still 20 and they get hammered and try to re-live their youth on our behalfs. Plus the die hards who still think Big Wreck exists and barge up to the front when The Oaf gets played and distract you from the show with their pushing and incessant hopping. Oh well, such is life at a rock show. Next up 54-40 on saturday.