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8/19/2006 

Churchilled

Last night was Mike's bachelor party. I started the night off here around 545 drinking with jake. Then moosy met us here and took us over to Willowbrook a little after 7. For some reason we were the first ones there, beating even shawn and the guest of honor. After a slow start things picked up around 8 and we had a decent crowd of about 20-25 people. We had a keg of Molson which we basically killed over the course of the next 2.5 hours. There was also some delicious pizza and wings and such. Then it was time for the lovely door prizes and raffle stuff.

I ended up winning this bad ass poker chip set. Moose n Jake scored a bottle of booze each and Mike won an ipod. some booze and the 50-50. There was also a beer pong table given away, more booze and some naughty movies if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, the
Fleshlights that shawn ordered online didn't come in so those give aways are still pending.

The limo picked us up at 1030. For some reason, our drive was Mrs. Price's cousin. Yes, that Mrs. Price. Our high school english "teacher." So that was weird kinda. We hit up Scooters in Pendelton cause shawn's Aunt owns/works there. Then it was off to Slicks. By this point I wasn't feeling so hot and I ended up bailing at like 130 with tos burt and miz. The wildest shit happened on the way home.

Tos miz n burt were in one of those wildin out moods. So Tos was doing like 80 the whole way from slicks to the Holiday Inn in LP were burt and miz's cars were. After we dropped them off we started headed home. Miz n Tos were playing reindeer games and doing like 60 through the city of lockport. It all culminated going down market street. Tos blows through the yellow light on main n market trying to lose miz, who not to be stopped, just blew the red light. He then proceeds to pass tos going down the hill doing like 70. He gets in front of tos and hits the brakes as hes gonna turn over the first bridge. Out of no where a cop flies up behind tos and hes like oh we're fucked. Not to be so, cop breaks left and goes after Miz. I should point out Miz had booze in him and at this time i do not know the outcome of these events. Needless to say Tos took the back way home.