The Sandlot

At some point in time, a person on this planet came to the ill-fated conclusion of one of the following two things:


1. Drew Barrymore is attractive and men will pay to see her in movies.


2. Drew Barrymore possesses enough acting talent that we can give her a Hollywood contract and let her be/star in movies for the rest of her life.



As I already mentioned, these conclusions are ill-fated at best.


First, as a male, Drew Barrymore is not attractive. In fact shes downright hideous. No male that I know has ever said, man is she hot! She looks like Casper the friendly ghost if he were hit in the face with a shovel a couple times. In fact, her whole body looks like that. She's not fat, but she's not thin either, and you can't even call her thick. I guess the only thing you could call her is bloated. On top of that, her voice is this raspy abortion akin to nails on a chalk board.


Then there's her "talent." I don't think I've ever seen a movie where I thought her performance was even mediocre. She has that uncanny ability to ruin every scene she appears in. I was watching that "He's Just Not Into You" movie(save the comments) and every time she came on camera, which is only about 5 times the whole film, I went into a murderous rage. I mean the movie isn't all that good anyway despite the cast lineup but her inclusion makes it a 1 star film at best. It'd be one thing if she was a pretty girl who didn't get in the way but it's the complete opposite.


There's really nothing left to say except to beg Hollywood to stop putting her into movies but that will never happen because Hollywood has lost it. Outside of 2-3 films a year they just put out total filth. Even "Avatar" was a let down. Why you ask? Fern Gully 3D.