The Sandlot

Here are some outstanding guitar performances by some old and new performers alike. I consider the following to be the cream of the crop. Enjoy

Oasis

Ian Thornley

The Tea Party

The Trews

Every so often, a new fashion trend rolls around that just boggles my mind. Currently, that trend is girl pants. Specifically, males that wear pants intended to be worn by females.

There's this one hockey team at Skateland called Smurf Nation. I like to call them Team Girl Pants. There's roughly 12 of them, I'd guess ages 16-18, on the team and they all wear those really tight girl jeans. The majority of them also have long flowing hair. This combo of girl pants and long hair is increasingly popular among the above age group. I for one do not understand.

As a male, we have what is called a package. Said package needs some space to operate and be comfortable. Girl pants, by design do not afford the space for a package and thus are extremely uncomfortable. So what can we conclude from this? A number of things.

• Young teenage males today have no balls and/or dicks.
• Young teenage males enjoy having their packages in and around their throats.
• Boys want to be girls.

By no means am I the authority on fashion. I don't have long luscious hair and I wear jeans that afford plenty of space for my balls. I guess I'm out of touch. I wonder if kids do this now-a-days because that's what the girls like. Wouldn't shock me at all considering the things that girls are into these days. But that's another tale for another time.

The only other thing I will say on this matter is that wearing girl pants automatically disqualifies you from any shit talking or acting like a hard ass for the rest of your life.