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3/03/2006 

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I was playing live yesterday and i had this legitamtly gay kid on my team. I know this from the way he was talking and the things he was saying. Anyways it was me him box and tos on the team. We got beat rather handily. After its over the he says to me that I suck dick. I was floored and visibily upset. My only response was that sucking dick was his job and then i left the post game lobby. I mean what can you do when some one tells you  that you suck dick?
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Apply a small amount of your favorite lubricant to your erect penis and to the insides of your upper thighs. Don't use too much; you can always apply more lube later if you need it. Get into a sitting position with your knees bent toward your chest, and the soles of your feet flat on whatever surface you're sitting on. Your back should be resting firmly against something. (For example, you can sit on a sofa with your back against an arm, or sit on the floor with your back against a wall.) You may want to put a towel under you to avoid having to clean up a mess afterward. Firmly clamp your erect penis between your lubricated thighs and start a slow rocking or thrusting motion with your hips. If you've got the right amount of lubricant and you develop the right thrusting motion, your erect penis will slide in and out between your thighs and will feel like it does when it's inside a woman's vagina. If you squeeze your thighs together very tightly, you can tighten the grip on your penis and create more friction, the way a woman's vagina does when she tightens her pelvic muscles


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