Personal Ads
What standard personal ad terms really mean: (Also applies to myspace/profile descriptions)
tired of the bar scene = i'm so lame i can't even score at a meat market
single white female -- fat transvestite
average body = wont admit to the few extra pounds
likes conversation -- I don't put out.
movie buff/loves reading = i don't get out much at all
average build -- fat
i'm looking to meet new people = all the old people hate me
looking for commitment -- pushing late 30s and running out of time
enjoy meeting new people - posts on message board
animal lover - ugly
good listener = boring as shit so I have nothing to say
open minded -- desperate
unique - fat
spiritual - anti-semite
