A Boy Named Skip
I work with this guy chris. Everyone calls him skippy though. He lives in the trailerpark and is about 30. He's a good guy and all, but hes kinda dumb. To top it off he's got pretty poor hygene too.
Friday after work we all went to christina's (one of the waitresses) house to watch Waiting. As per usual everyone got pretty drunk by the end of the movie. After we gave Rueben a mohawk i went home. However, ruebz, skippy and greg went out to some bars after the festivities at christina's. I can only begin to imagine how much more they drank. I was off saturday so i didnt hear this story till Sunday when ruebz told me. I guess they were all bombed and ruebz decided to let skippy crash at his place so that where greg dropped the both of them off.
Ruebz flopped in his bed and skippy on the recliner in the same room. When ruebz woke up the next morning/afternoon, skip was no where to be found. Ruebz thought maybe he went home. Then he saw skips jacket. He went downstairs and saw his shoes as well, so he know skip was somewhere in the house. He went back ustairs and went to the bathroom. Then he heard a voice. After a few seconds of broken conversation, out walked skippy from Rueben's dad's bedroom. I should mention he was only wearing a tie and was concealing his junk with his hand.
Ruebz not knowing what was going on was just like ew get in the bathroom and ill get you some pants. What happened was this. Skippy being as wasted as he was, pissed all over himself and the recliner in his sleep. He must have woken up and stripped down. He then went and slept in Ruebz's dad's bed... naked. Mind you he did leave the tie on.
Thats the kind of shit i deal with at work.
