You Couldn't Make Up Shit This Good
So apparently lastnight something incredible happened. Something that manages to be hilarious, sad and amazing all at the same time. Seems that Moose and a few people were over at the Cakes residence drinking like usual. The story picks up around 330, shortly after M Cakes got home from a night in Canada. I'll let him tell you the story. (If you're too dumb to figure it out, phattmatt is Matt Parr)
PhatMatt9698: so jon first gets a call from josh around 4 o clock....he had to have left about 20 minutes before that...he said he was on brown road and that his car wouldnt start...so myself being the most sober i went to go help him at his request
PhatMatt9698: so i leave a few minutes later to go help him....i search all of brown road and charlotville and cannot find him..i call moof like 6 times but he doesnt answer
PhatMatt9698: so i figure hes pulling a prank on me
PhatMatt9698: but then at 6 the home phone rings and i answer it...its moose and hes like flakes i dunno where i am but im on ransomville road
PhatMatt9698: so i laugh at that and think hes joking...after he confirms that he is truly lost i help him get back on 18 and get to wilson
PhatMatt9698: at this point is 6 45 and hes like oh shit im on empty
PhatMatt9698: he eventually runs out of gas right by pheiffer foods
PhatMatt9698: so i had to go take a can of gas to him
PhatMatt9698: so i asked him why he wasnt on brown road...and he was like oh shit i think i got pulled over by the cops
PhatMatt9698: he wasnt positive that he did but he was pretty sure
CAM62783: jake said that he was in lewiston before he was in wilson
PhatMatt9698: yea
PhatMatt9698: he went from like ransomville to lewiston to almost youngstown
PhatMatt9698: he left our house at 3 40 and drove until 6
PhatMatt9698: and all this just trying to go home
CAM62783: any idea how much hed had to drink
PhatMatt9698: i think between him jon and that stephanie girl...the cashier at SF...they finished 23 beers
PhatMatt9698: and jon said he had like 4 or 5
PhatMatt9698: so im assuming at least 12
PhatMatt9698: 16 at most
CAM62783: *shakes head*
I think when something like this happens a guy should know he really needs to stop drinking. Something tells me that won't be the case with moose.
