Trip Recap: Day 2
We got up at 730. I felt like shit from drinking all night but ate some cereal anyways. Finally got Ron up at like 830, who was still drunk I think. Had the SH take us to the airport to pick up the rental car. Got lost like 4 times cause finding the place was ridiculous. Finally got things taken care of and set off at about 945 in our awesome 4-cylinder dodge stratus.
Here we made our first mistake. We assumed Ron knew where he was going. We headed North on highway 17. Turns out that was the wrong way. We end up going about 2 hours out of the way and ended up in flagstaff. From there we cut over on highway 40 and headed for the Hoover Dam. Get to the dam and there's a traffic back up. Awesome. Hotel check in is at 3 and its now 4. After about 30 minutes we make it across and into Nevada. Get into the hotel about 530 after all is said and done.
When me n bf went to check in they thought we might be gay and asked if we wanted 1 bed or 2... Yea, lame. However, we got a free room upgrade and ended up on floor 50, which is 2nd from the top. So we cleaned up got dressed and headed out. We planned on eating at the ESPN zone but there was a 3 hour wait due to the bball game. So being completely starved we settle for this awful Chinese buffet where I end up eating green fish. Then we struck out for this huge arcade joint that is at the MGM. Now on the strip just all over the place are these fresh from Mexico Mexicans who are trying to hand out all this porn shit. All they do is click and whistle and make slapping noises to get your attention so you take whatever it is they're handing out. Its absurd. That said Ron and BF collected a bunch of them.
We go to the arcade for awhile. Its not as good as I remember. I call up my aunt and my cousin and they meet us down there. We walk down the whole strip to go to this patio bar which ends up being full so we go into some casino to drink and get our gamble on. I hit up some blackjack tables and come out $75 up. My other cousin and her friends meet us there and we hang out awhile more. Then we pile 9 deep into her Element and head back to the Aladdin. Gamble and drink some more there. I l0se $40 right off the bat but then win back $75, so I'm feelin great. Its like 230 and we're tired and my aunt and cousins leave. Here's where the fun starts.
I tell Ron lets go chill for awhile then I'll come back down and gamble more with him. He says fine but that he wants beer first and he's gonna go to Walgreens. BF tells him to get a chocolate milk too. We part ways. About 10 minutes later I ask BF if he gave Ron a room key. D'oh! See you can only access the top two floors from the elevator by using a room key. So Ron is fucked. Brett goes down stairs to look for him and comes back about 20 minutes later empty handed. So we go to sleep. About 15 minutes later as we're both on the verge of passing out some one knocks on the door. Its Ron and some girl. Apparently he picked her up down in the casino and after they went to the store they walked up the stairs to get to our room, knocking on the wrong door in the process on the floor above us. Ron goes n drops heat and leaves the girl with me n brett. She claims to be from Hawaii and in town for a photo shoot for Victoria's Secrets(appearing in the June issue). So Ron gets done and they leave and me n brett go to sleep at like 4. Howd he pick this girl up you ask? Here's the line he used:
Ron: Hey what are you doin?
Girl: Nothing
Ron: Yo, you wanna rock?
And it worked. Go figure. Part 3 tomorrow. As always, Pics Here
