The Master Debate (or)
Tonight I was subject to a rare treat. I received an instant message from a one Rachel Roswell around 1030pm EST asking me for my professional opinion on an age old question.
Blonde or Brunette?
This question is as old as time.
This question has no easy answer.
My answer to this question has changed many times.
But I'm gonna tackle it here now, once and for all.
The short answer is Brunette.
Explanation: While blondes can and will be hotter than brunettes, they are fewer in number and more rare. Plus, blondes tend to be stuck up prudes. Brunettes on the other hand can be just as hot as blondes but are more common. And they tend to be not snotty prudes. Not to say that brunettes are sluttier than blondes. Hair color has no influence on sluttieness. Sluttieness is even across the board. So, brunttes are better than blondes because they are stronger in numbers and better in peronality, in general.
However.
A hot red head is better than a blonde or brunette. The thing is though, hot red heads are sorta like unicorns. you know they exist, but you'll be damned if you ever meet one. Though i knew one at ntrill from my marketing class. Man that girl was like a 10+. Moving on...
Black haired girls never win. Ive only ever seen 2, maybe 3 girls who had black hair that Id consider hot. **
So there it is. The mythical hot red head, followed by the commonly seen hot brunette, trailed by the rare hot blonde, and lastly black.
**This discussion pertains to white girls only. Most asians and blacks naturally have black hair and can be very hot respectively. However a blakc or asian girl with blonde or red hair never really works.
