The State of the Television
Nothing much new to report here in cam land. School continues to bog me down with constant work and work continues to be a thorn in my side.
I want to go on record and correct a mis-conception the public is having. There is no more MTV channel. Its clearly BET 2. Everytime i flip through that channel its hip-hop this and that. I understand we live in the age of diversity and equality and all that jazz. But come on. 99% of all rap vids are exactly the same. I swear its secretly the same 5 guys who comprise the 1000 rap groups or however many exist. They just wear cleverly created masks like in Mission Impossible. MTV has never really aired much good music. The closest they came was blink videos and the occasional sum 41 joint. But they at least used to have some decent shows. Jackass, viva la bam, undressed, that one dating show where you could give people time-outs, and a couple other i cant think of at the moment. Now what do we have... Date my mom? Parental control? in addition to the 20 hours of black-u-weather forecasts. For fucks sake.
If i had the means id create my own TV channel, like peter does in an episode of family guy. It'd be glorious.
- There'd be the fantasy football talkshow, hosted by me and Ruebz, who would be on live satellite feed from arizona and wed take calls and such.
- I'd spin sweet ass music vids by sweet ass canadian bands on occasion.
- A jake platt variety hour where he could do whatever the fuck he wanted cuz hes jake platt. (lets not kid ourselves it would end up being him jerking off for an hour but thats still better than most things you see on tv today anyways)
- BF's gun show would be another popular hit with the gun toting conservatives. I think bandit would also appear regularly on this program.
- Hitch Version 2.0 starring santos would be our flagship program, where hed give dating advice and examples every week. Itd be a cross between loveline and the sunday night sex show with the old broad. Rugger would also be a huge part of this show despite the fact him n santos hate eachother.
- Id have to give pete his own movie review show, cuz that mught actually prove to be commical, prolly let moose co-host because they make a good on screen duo.
- What about shawn you ask? hes clearly the behind the scenes fluffer.
