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7/08/2005 

Fast Car

Dear driving public,

Please learn how to fucking drive properly. Is it really too much to ask that you use a turn signal so that I may have some clue as to your next move at an intersection or when you want to turn into a driveway? And if you dont plan on turning, please keep your signal off, as that only creates more confusion. Also, please keep in mind the speed limit, 45mph does not mean you drive around 30mph. It also means that when im doing 5mph over the limit, do not ride my ass thinking I will go faster. I'm already speeding.

Perhaps what is most disconcerning is how some of you insist on taking up multiple lanes at once. Pick a fucking lane and stay in it. Do not drive in the middle of both at the same time. Its dangerous and prevents me from going around your stupid ass.

Dear police, please do a better job at keeping fucks who never should have passed their drivers test off the road. Stop picking on people who might speed on occasion and go after the bigger fish.