Strippers, drunks, bum fights, porn & standoffs
OK, due to the lenght and variety of topics/incidents to be covered in this entry, I'm gonna have to break this up into sections.
STAG PARTY
So, i ended up not having to work saturday night, so i decided to hit up uncle leo's stag party. Me n bf met up with everyone at some pub deal up in NT where there was food and drink and the usual prize raffels and gambling. BF walked away with a vhs of Anal City, while ginty scored Hooterville and a bottel of Beam. Pnut nabbed a bottle of Jack and Rock won Bicardi. Nothing really happened at the stag. Everyone played cards of some sort and got drunk, Toy doing the honors of being the beligerant ass. At one point he attempted to poor what was left of a bottle of vodka into Rock's drink, but instead poured it on the floor and Rock's shoe. He also was picking fights with people and making outlandish claims. There was also plenty of verbal jousting among everyone, specifically towards the Rock about promising things. Kinda had to be there but it was hilarious.
PURE PLATINUM
Originally the plan was to go to some fake titty bar in buffalo, but someone convinced Lance we should go across to peace bridge and hit up a legit place. Having only been to the Sun Downer i was surprised to see how much nicer Pure Platinum was. And by nicer I of course mean the quality of the talent in the building. We walked in and got a table in the back and got some drinks. Some black stripper came over and started messing around with this one dude who was with us, pretty gross. Then toy came over and was being a grouch so we re-located more near the stage. It was there my heart was stolen. 95% of the time stripper music is either rap or some dance dance number. They changed girls and i hear the opening chords to Soundgarden, Spoon Man. Out comes this attractive little number and she starts doing her thing. It becomes quickly apparent that shes more flexible than most. Her whole set consisted of Soundgarden jams and she worked the pole like no other girl I've seen. Safe to say we were all half aroused at least. Unfortunaly, the NT dicks made us leave just as things were getting good, more on that later though.
DOWNTOWN
After leaving the strip joint we headed to downtown Buffalo to hit the bars and such. Heres where the night kinda went sour. We got into some joint called Liars. Things were going fine until Bf was kind enough to point out that Zima was standing at the bar behind me. Of all the nights and all the places to see her out. So then we're told everyones leaving to go to another bar. we get outside, end up standing around for like 30 min while the NT fucks be retarded. Finally we were like fuck it, lets go find the limo, and hang out and drink in there till its time to go. So me wad bf and ginty go roaming around for like an hour till we find it. In that time we got some street meat and saw a pretty big fight between some drunk nerds. Later on some random girl bit BF and Spae on the necks.
LIMO ADVENTURES
So we had a Hummer Limo filled with 17 people. Things started off with a bang as we stopped at some dive convienent store for beer and there happened to be a posse of white trash NT guys n girls who felt the need to poke theire heads in while we were waiting. Nothing else really happened on the way up aside from people getting wasted and making fun of eachother. On the way back, Toy passed out and Rock felt the need to essentially Tea Bag him. Wad got a great pic that i will have at some point.
NT FUCKS
If you recall my 54-40 review i made mention of how bad people from NT were. Well on this night we were rolling with about 8 of em, each more useless than the last. Whether it was making us leave places early, an inability to make even the simpilest of decisions of just being retarted and unable to follow clear conscise directions, they managed to fuck up the night pretty badly. So once again, NT and most people in it suck, and i hope to god i dont ever have to go there or deal with their brand of scum anytime in the future.
HOSTAGE SITUATION
Earlier in the day, Lockport had a small terror incident. Some guy apparently duct taped his family up in his house then went out in the front lawn with a shotgun and started shooting at cars. Then the cops showed up and he went inside, only to huff a Molatov Cocktail at them, missing horribly and torching his own truck. Route 31 was closed off for like 5 hours as the guy lived on the corner or 31 and Day Road. I knew something had gone on in the day but it wasnt till later at the stag when Wad got a call that i learned the details. Apparently wad knows the guy who snapped. meaning wad's next in line probably to do something terrible.
That about raps it up. On account of all the late nights i feel kinda shitty at the moment. Lori is home now too. which is a good and a bad thing. Tomorrow i'm going with my dad to pick up the Corvette hes buying, so i might be able to tool around in that on occasion if i play my cars right.