These, are girlfriends, Underwares
Ok those really aren't my girlfriends panties... at least i pray to god they aren't. (not that i have a girlfriend but you get the idea) Those luscious looking undergarments belong to a man we all know and love, none other than the hot ass guy himself, Shawn Stopa.
First some background. As you can see, the boxers are sitting on some rocks, specifically they are under my pool deck. Why there you wonder? Well shawn apparently dropped them when he grabbing his stuff at night and didnt realize it till he went to change up near the house. He did not go back to retreive them on account of 2 persons who still happened to be in the pool... sharing a moment shall we say, so he left them there. That was july 14th, so they've been there a full week, and i just noticed them when i cut the grass on wednesday.
Now i want to draw everyone's attention to the multitude of white splotches located all over the boxers. The logical explanation would be a bleach mishap, but given the owner of these boxers, i probed deeper. After many days of extensive and exhaustive research, testing and diagraming, Ive reached the conclusion that Shawn Stopa blows the most massive load ever. In no other manner could that many stains soil one pair of underware. Simply put, shawn is the Babe Ruth of cumshots, a modern day Peter North if you will. He is a god living among boys and from now on should be treated as such.
So ladies, when you see Shawn out and about or at Tops. Know that at any moment, he could nail you with a shot so powerful if would render you unconscious if you're not fully prepared to accept it. And fully prepared you should be... we all should be.
