Somehow I missed this
And I'm sorry I did because I would have addressed this sooner, but there happen to be a whopping 12 comments about this post I made a few months ago. I know this is basically re-opening a can of worms but its hilarious.
If you read the comments, there's a lot of talk about my blogger profile, which first of all, I forgot even existed, and secondly, hasn't been updated since 2005. In any event, the good majority of that is all in jest anyways.
Then you have the numerous remarks about how I'm dumb and didn't make it past high school, statements which ironically are rife with terrible grammar and misspelling in their own right (capitalizing every other word in a sentence is just wrong). So lets get some basic info out of the way:
- I did graduate from high school.
- I did go to and graduate from college with a BA from UB.
- I do have a real job, in fact I have 2 jobs.
- My life does not revolve around playing roller hockey at skate land (believe it or not some people just like to play for fun and keep in shape a bit).
- I do have a huge dildo collection but I don't play beer pong.
- I do enjoy playing guitar hero, though I absolutely have no desire to invest in real instruments or lessons
- There are some posters on my wall but sadly my Ratt one got destroyed.
See the thing is this kids, and pay attention. I make jokes about anything, everything, and anyone. Strangers, friends, family, there's no discrimination; all stupidity is called out equally. If I find something odd, amusing or just plain stupid, chances are I'm going to write about it. I'd wager at minimum a good 85% of the things I've written in this blog over the past 4 years are completely sarcastic and satirical in nature. If you can't handle some random person poking fun of your blue jeans you might not be cut out to make it in life. I hear carbon monoxide poisoning is pretty painless.
I do this for fun and because I like to write. Do I care if your precious feelings get hurt or that you come in here and anonymously call me names and make inaccurate assumptions about my upbringing or life? Not all all. Its hard to be offended by people when they turn around and include gems like this into their arguments:
So I don't understand your dressing habits. It's not like I told your mother to go fuck herself. Didn't even call any of you little fairies names, except right there when I called you fairies. If you're too dumb to realize that "conclusions" to a fashion trend such as the ones I made in the other post weren't serious you have some bigger issues you might want to deal with.C.) They Aren't Girl Pants they Are Skinny Stretch Levi MEN'S Jeans
Now if you'll excuse me, the lube is all warmed up and my dildo's are waiting.
Wow Cam if I knew you could leave annonymous comments on here I would've been calling you a faget a long time ago.
Those kids must really have a hard on for you to go out of their way to post comments on a blog of someone they don't know just to prove how "not" gay they are. Insecure much?
I love that they're trying to defend looking like queers while also trying to make fun of you. Both of which failed miserably. Which is sad for them since I've never found making fun of you all that difficult.
Honestly though their comments aren't even funny and most of them are just unintelligent. This being one of my favorites
"But for serious, why the hell do you have a blog?".
I thought that one was classic. Someone posting a comment on a blog he's mocking you for having. It's so stupid it's brilliant.
If I wasn't absolutely positive they were serious I might actually find them amusing. But I digress.
Scoreboard:
Cam: 3 (I'm being generous)
Team Girl Pants: -12
Me: OVER 9000!!!
Posted by
BFK |
9:32 AM
Hilarious. I could not stop reading all the responses from team girl pants. Seeing them every week then reading what they have to say on here is incredible. The way they speak fits everything about them. I love how they tried to attack your education and personality. When they thenselves have major image issues.
Posted by
Tos |
9:16 AM