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11/03/2005 

Talking to a computer

I was chatting with rugger on the AIM when this random name messaged me by name, confusing the shit out of me. I quickly sorted out that it was a bot of some sort and decided to have a little fun. And go!

StapleCan1283: Hye Derek
CAM62783: hey
StapleCan1283: how are you?
CAM62783: fine, whos this?
StapleCan1283: I'm kelly
CAM62783: whats happenin
StapleCan1283: im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
StapleCan1283: uh hello? why aren't you talking?
CAM62783: sorry
CAM62783: im confused
StapleCan1283: that's ok
CAM62783: kelly you say?
StapleCan1283: what abou tme?
CAM62783: how do you know me
StapleCan1283: i've been wondering that for a long time lol
CAM62783: kelly who
StapleCan1283: u ok over there? lol
CAM62783: quit playing games with my heart
StapleCan1283: :-D
StapleCan1283: :-P
CAM62783: so.... you like stuff
StapleCan1283: m?e no
CAM62783: what kind of bitch doesnt like stuff
StapleCan1283: what do u think?
CAM62783: youre not real
CAM62783: youre a phony
StapleCan1283: so have u done anything exciting today?
CAM62783: 2 chics at the same time
StapleCan1283: did you know there are coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...
CAM62783: so, you gonna blow me or what
StapleCan1283: me? no
CAM62783: then i guess we have nothing more to discuss here
StapleCan1283: alright
CAM62783: is it cuz im not pretty?
StapleCan1283: I dunno about that one
CAM62783: i think youre a fat neck
StapleCan1283: do we always have ot talk about u? lol jk
CAM62783: you need to work on that humor thing
CAM62783: you suck
StapleCan1283: ahh... please dont talk about work lol
CAM62783: message ruggerxpunk and tell him how much you want to tounge his nutsac
StapleCan1283: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
CAM62783: you will rue this day
CAM62783: well go on
CAM62783: start ruing