Turducken
Basically the greatest thing ever devised.
Take a turkey, fillet it and pull all the bones out. Toss down a layer of stuffing.
Then take a duck, fillet and de-bone that and put it inside the turkey, add more stuffing.
Then fillet and de-bone a chicken and lay that bad boy in there then wrap the thing up, tie it off and bake for 9 hours.
It's essentially the manliest and most glorious meal you can ever eat. Just don't plan on doing anything for the next 2 days afterwards. That was my Sunday in a nutshell.
Went to a pre-emptive Halloween party saturday night. It was ok. Lot of people there and mostly everyone was dressed up. Highlight of the evening would be our departure. We go outside, its been raining all day. This kid's car is stuck in the grass/mud, he can't get out. I'm like yea we'll give you a push. Next thing i know we're in my car and shawn is trying to unstick my car. We make it out and as we drive off i yell out my window to the kid i told we'd help, "Fuck you cocklunch!" or something to that effect. Was it a dick move? Yea totally but i was slightly intoxicated and wearing a fucking loincloth so i didnt care at that point. Mad props to Joey with the Dick Nixon costume. So money.
