Motherfucking chickens
I dont really know how all this started. This Article prompted Joey to make this post on his blog. That post in turn prompted Pete to make this post on his blog. Now at both their urings, heres my top 10 ways to kill 86,000 chickens.
10. Send the chickens to Jake Platts house. We all know what happened last time his dad had a bunch of chickens there.
9. Organize a cock fighting league modeled after the NFL but without parity.
8. Chicken bowling. Chickens are the pins and we would use normal bowling balls. Might take awhile but damn it would be fun.
7. Give them all to moose and have a drinking contest. Granted moose might die first but he'd take some of the chickens with him. Its a win-win scenario.
6. Drive-by chickening. Similar toa drive by steaking or shooting. Know someone you hate and wanna get em good. Drive by them at high speeds and whip a chicken at em. Doesnt even have to be a person. Buildings, road signs and other inanimate objects will do just fine. Imagine the joy of cruising around at a high speed huffing chickens at shit.
5. Just becuase i think id would be awsome. Id get in an A-10 Warthog with a full payload. Then id go to town on the birds with the GAU-8 Avenger which fires 30mm shells made of depleted Uranium.
4. Put them all in a small room with a naked Bandit. Use your imagination on that one folks.
3. Make the worlds largest pot of chicken soup.
2. Bury them all alive, then see which ones can escape. Then take any ones that do escape and feed them to snakes.
1. Dress up all the chickens like grunts and jackals. Give them plasma pistols and plasma grenades. Then i would dress up like the master chief and get an assortment of weapons. Pistols, rifels, shotguns, rocket blasters etc and then i would re-enact the Halo video game. Be the best moment of my pathetic life for sure.
