The Sandlot

I know I said its movie month or whatever but something more important came across my desk tonight. I was away message/profile surfing around 130am EST. I'd just come home from my group man date to dinner and a movie with Bf, santos, erik and ruggle baby. I was set for a little porn action cuz lori is in Cleveland, box isn't home and bob-o was still out somewheres. But then pops came home so that got put on hold till tomorrow. But I digress. I just so happened to make it down to fabio's name and looked at his profile. In there was this long winded lame ass speech which I shall copy and paste here.

Wow, here's the greatest man in the world. The man who would sell out all of his friend's because he's finally getting that piece of tail that's been longing for. Let's all wish him a big "FUCK YOU!", so that when she leaves his dumbass he can realize who stupid he was to listen to his retarded father. I guess the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree. Fuck both of you. May you live a life of loneliness and never have childen in hopes of avoiding fucking their lives up as much as you have screwed ours up.

Now I know who he's referring to and what hes talking about. Judging by that rant one would think one of his friends fucked his mom or sister or cousin or possibly his ex. But no. The piece of tail in question is one of Fabio's friend's exes. This friend lives in geneseo now. Said friend and said tail have been broken up for several months before she got with this un-named man. So, over-react much? i think so. Being a huge douche much? definetly. Heres part of a conversation i had with someone on the topic which i think accuratly sums things up quite nicely

Guy: dude
Guy: that is ultra harsh
Guy: im so in the band
Guy: lol
CAM62783: lol
CAM62783: yea fabio just fell a few more notches in my book
Guy: the long hair was bad enough
Guy: the first time i met him i thought he was selling girl scout cookies
CAM62783: the first time i met him hed just hit my car
Guy: hahaha
CAM62783: i knew right then he was an asshat
Guy: lol
Guy: asshat
Guy: instant classic
CAM62783: *blush
CAM62783: but seriously, youd think *** boned his mom or something the way hes acting
Guy: i know

Whatever happened to bros before hoes and all that jazz? I mean so your one friend is dating your other friends ex? big deal. Not like it really affects you. Nor should you be pissed off or disown the guy. In short, stop acting like a whiny ass cry baby girl. I side with the other guy on this one for a variety of reasons, most of which have been covered in this post already. And that doesnt even begin to cover the hypocrisy which runs rampant in you're entire speech and line of thought on this matter when it comes to guys selling out their friends for a girl.

So in short fabio, if you read this, heres me and a few other people wishing you the big Fuck You. Cut your hair, learn to sing and pull your head out of your ass...asshat.