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8/14/2005 

Jet Li- The Master

So tonight me jake n moofy watched perhaps the buddiest, yet most awsome movie ever. 1989's The Master, starring Jet Li. It also featured a dyke, a gang of mexican-asian gangsters, and a ripped, mullet sporting Michael Douglas.

In true Kung Fu form, the original chinese dialogue was dubbed over with american voice actors, adding to the buddieness. Even the english lines were dubbed over in english.

This movie featured the best, longest and most brutal death scene ever, as Michael Douglas got kicked off an 80 story building, screaming the whole way down, which they showed in its entirety, along with him hitting the street below.

Im tellin ya, they just dont make movies like this anymore.