The Sandlot

Totally forgot a couple. New stuff added in color!

I will write something. The last four time's I've sat down to post, I just draw a blank or invariably find something better to do and never make an entry. This time is threatening to turn out just like all the others. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang is on HBO and as usual, I'm playing around making a play list. This post is going to suck.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Being single, it affords me the luxury of not having to shell out a bunch of money on some item of jewelery (the kiss of death in any relationship). Also means I won't be having any romantic sex with any one either. You gotta take the bad with the good.

For a little while I've been toying with a post idea in which I would re-count some yearbook entries people wrote me, then give my take on the comments 6 years later. Pretty personal and has the potential to get ugly, so why not just make a list of girls I've had a crush on/dated/blew any shot with/whatever and say a little blurb about that?

I really don't think I have the balls to make that entry even though it would be the best. But fuck it. We'll start from the top and move to the present.

Grade 3- Melanie Rider. We played soccer together and she always smelled good plus being pretty. But I was like 8 or whatever. Still looks good.
Grade 8- Maria Drake. First time I really started to notice girls was in 8th grade. Now she has a kid. I know how to pick em.
High school(various and all grades)- Gina Converso. I was too dumb to take the "I don't like you that way" hint for about 3.5 years. Ended up her being my best non-guy friend after all was said and done, though she's married, lives in Virginia and we never talk anymore.
Grade 12- Heather Lown. Too many things working against me on that one. Plus she ended up boning Steve Hobbs of all people. I'm better off.
Summer 2001- Bethany Erck. You hang out in a pool late at night with some one often enough and an attractio is just bound to happen. This one ended one night while making fun of one the numerous douche bag dudes she used to date, I think it was Jeff Shore at the time. Oh what could have been...
Fall 2001- Kim Newn. This one was just messy. In hindsight, I failed to honor the most important rule of them all; Bros before hoes. In forgetting the golden rule, I fucked up my head and various friendships in the process.
Sometime 2002 for a month- Zima. No comment... I'm serious. It was pre-skunk, like when JT was banging pre-skunk Britney . NO COMMENT!
Winter 2002- Helene Cali. Dated for almost 2 years. Some good, some bad, no real regrets. Heard she got married or something. I can dodge bullets baby!!!!!!
Sometime 2003- Jenna. Rachael and Kelly's roommate in Geneseo. Oh she was so fine. Huge cans and a regulation hottie. Unfortunatly I was still dating Helene and she also had a boyfriend, pistol petey, so I never made a move cause I'm not a scummy douche. But man that woulda been sweet. Still have dreams sometimes...
Sometime 2003- Kelly Brown. I should preface this by saying the only time I had this feeling towards Kelly would be when I was drunk. I dont know why. Kelly, you're cool and all, but I have no attraction towards you except a physical lust that occasionally consumed when i was too intoxicated to know any better. Think it had a lot to do with the place in life i was in at the time.
Summer 2005- Stacy something. Rachael's now roommate that I met in Rochester one summer's eve. Had a brief fling then she got back together with her ex. Out of all the "heartbreaks" that one actually bummed me out the most. But only for 2 days.
Jew B 2005/2006- Emilie K. Really hot girl I had a ton of classes with. Pretty much the perfect girl as far as I could tell. She dropped the friend bomb before I could even do anything about it so I just left it at that rather than create a mess with a girl I had to see everyday. Tragically shes got a man now, lucky son of a bitch.
2007- ???? There's a girl I went to UB with, Laura, who's rather hot and I might have had a chance with once but think I botched that one(twice at least). There's a girl at one of the Rite-Aids in Niagara Falls that is pretty hot too. Doubt I'll do anything about that one cause I'm a pansy. And of course, Mel is still hot and smells nice.

So there it is. Don't think I left anyone out. Hell if I included Zima I sure as fuck don't think I missed anyone. Now that the appropriate level of awkward has set in, lets see how bad this one blows up in my face.

Happy Valentine's to my girls of the past present and future.