4/18/2009 

Rock n Rolla

Before I step out for my Myrtle Beach adventure, figured I'd leave you a conversation I just had with Shawn. Convesation has only been edited for spelling and certain unrelated tangents omitted. Enjoy

smstopa: did mike send you any pics from when he was in Vegas?
CAM62783: no
CAM62783: i saw some of jens via facebook
smstopa:
CAM62783: no way
smstopa: i know!!!
CAM62783: did she immediately go get aids tested after that pic
CAM62783: did some one warn mike
smstopa: prolly not
CAM62783: jesus
CAM62783: jen
CAM62783: what were you thinking getting that close
smstopa: lol
smstopa: i know
smstopa: awesome
smstopa: but nasty
smstopa: ron has sucked his own C???
CAM62783: says who
smstopa: i saw it
smstopa: hes like by water or something
smstopa: and sucks the tip/head
smstopa: while he looks at some chick
CAM62783: gaaaayyyyy
smstopa: wait, didn't we just have this talk
CAM62783: yea
CAM62783: hes not gay for doing it
CAM62783: your gay for watching him do it
smstopa: it was in the middle of a clip
CAM62783: yea i bet
smstopa: i couldn't believe it
CAM62783: i cant believe you
CAM62783: what is dating marisa some sort of elaborate hoax
smstopa: yeah
CAM62783: you dirty homo
smstopa: you got me
smstopa: i'm hot for you to top it all off
smstopa: way to "discover" it
CAM62783: what am i the last to know, like that one dude in that one movie who's the last of his group of friends to find out the one buddy is gay and likes him (later recalled to be Rock 'n Rolla)
smstopa: the chick catches ron in the act and finishes him off
CAM62783: is that what your brain tricked you into thinking happened
smstopa: ha
smstopa: once again cam you got me
smstopa: man cam
smstopa: you just have my number

4:06 PM | |

4/07/2009 

Somehow I missed this

And I'm sorry I did because I would have addressed this sooner, but there happen to be a whopping 12 comments about this post I made a few months ago. I know this is basically re-opening a can of worms but its hilarious.

If you read the comments, there's a lot of talk about my blogger profile, which first of all, I forgot even existed, and secondly, hasn't been updated since 2005. In any event, the good majority of that is all in jest anyways.

Then you have the numerous remarks about how I'm dumb and didn't make it past high school, statements which ironically are rife with terrible grammar and misspelling in their own right (capitalizing every other word in a sentence is just wrong). So lets get some basic info out of the way:

  • I did graduate from high school.
  • I did go to and graduate from college with a BA from UB.
  • I do have a real job, in fact I have 2 jobs.
  • My life does not revolve around playing roller hockey at skate land (believe it or not some people just like to play for fun and keep in shape a bit).
  • I do have a huge dildo collection but I don't play beer pong.
  • I do enjoy playing guitar hero, though I absolutely have no desire to invest in real instruments or lessons
  • There are some posters on my wall but sadly my Ratt one got destroyed.

See the thing is this kids, and pay attention. I make jokes about anything, everything, and anyone. Strangers, friends, family, there's no discrimination; all stupidity is called out equally. If I find something odd, amusing or just plain stupid, chances are I'm going to write about it. I'd wager at minimum a good 85% of the things I've written in this blog over the past 4 years are completely sarcastic and satirical in nature. If you can't handle some random person poking fun of your blue jeans you might not be cut out to make it in life. I hear carbon monoxide poisoning is pretty painless.

I do this for fun and because I like to write. Do I care if your precious feelings get hurt or that you come in here and anonymously call me names and make inaccurate assumptions about my upbringing or life? Not all all. Its hard to be offended by people when they turn around and include gems like this into their arguments:

C.) They Aren't Girl Pants they Are Skinny Stretch Levi MEN'S Jeans

So I don't understand your dressing habits. It's not like I told your mother to go fuck herself. Didn't even call any of you little fairies names, except right there when I called you fairies. If you're too dumb to realize that "conclusions" to a fashion trend such as the ones I made in the other post weren't serious you have some bigger issues you might want to deal with.

Now if you'll excuse me, the lube is all warmed up and my dildo's are waiting.

11:02 PM | |