The Sandlot

Cuz this song is for people who know what rock n roll is all about!

Firstly. check this game out: Be a suicice bomber. Yea i laughed like a dickhead the first time i played it and will no doubt be going to hell for it. But give it a whirl. Doesnt have a ton of replay value but the first few are gold.

So, hows about a weekend recap.

Friday night after work i ended up going to slicks with shawn n bf. My other plans to go downtown got all messy and complicated. According to brett, shawn and i had the duty to be moose, meaning we had to get wasted and be annoying fucks. So many beers/screwdrivers/cherrybombs later and we were pretty fucked up. We tossed some darts, jammed some tunes. Then jess amy trish and sam were out in the parking lot. So we went out there to hang out. I gave jess a piggyback ride for some reason, tried to stuff her through trish's driver side window ass first, rammed a few people and did some squat thrusts. They were all like go to daves (mario) so we did like 20 min later. Nothing really happened there except shawn found those sweet aviators on the porch. Then we went over to trish n amy's. Amy and i launched into a 1 on 1 battle to the death of beer pong. About mid way through, princess sara stormed out of her room and left in a huff bitching about something or other. Who cares, that girl sucks. So i whoop amy's ass in beer pong. shawn starts puking so we left soon there after. On the ride home while shawns head is out the window he loses the aviators. BF and I are still upset about this.

Saturday i had off all day. slept in till 1 then bummed around the house all day till i went to this "party" around 9. It was at some douchey hunchback motherfucker who works at shurfine's house. So i roll in and theres candyman,  his brother scott* , his gf, eggleston (who really got fat) , the aforementioned hunchback, then jake moose n roogs. Later on fuda and JP showed up, as did some other turd who had the scummiest shirt n pants on ever. I mean there were more holes in his clothes than a good whore has. So between the awful music (kid rock, various rap, unoriginal/unimpressive generic punk/rock) the heinous people (see above) and the cig smoking, Me jake jp n roogs met shawn over at JP's to play some poker**. I came in 2nd the first game cuz jake lucked out then i got 3rd the last game.

Sunday. Watched the bills play rather poorly and layed around most of the day researching what type of facial hair i want to start rockin***. Then i went down to the football field to play some football. Good time despite hacing only 7 people. I caught many td passes, threw a couple and wrecked some kids till teddy fell over and hurt himself, causing the end of the game.




* Funny story about me n scott. During highschool football, he being a big guy, was a lineman. I was of average/slightly less than average height and size so i played db and wr. But i can hit like a bastard. We were running scout Offense vs 1st team D. I forget what the play was, i think a screen. The RB had the ball and was starting to run, Scott was running to try n make the tackle. I think i was playing WR and i saw this developing so i went to go hit/block scott. I had a full head of steam when we collided and he went down like sack of shit. Mark B, (mr. nice) who was running this show while capen n McCarthy were doing other stuff with other players, let out this loud HOLY SHIT! causing the entire practice to stop and look over to see me standing over a crumpled broken scott. boy was his face red.

**I know that forever i preached about how hold 'em was a trend for frat boys etc etc. my stance on the matter has softened somewhat. Ive played a few times now with jake shawn moose roogs n jp and its not that bad. Would i play with people other than them? probably not. Its acually kinda fun playing with those guys cuz they dont take it real serious, except for moose, but thats another story.

*** Ive been cleanshaven, not counting the few odd times i was too lazy to shave and let a little stubble grow, for the better part of 2 years now. In highschool i always had some sort of facial air growing. I went clean after graduating in 2001 for about a year. Then in 2003 when i had knee surgery i grew out the 8 inch goatee for awhile. Since knixing that ive gone bare. Now im bored and want something, i just dont know what. So suggest me a style to grow in the next week or so and ill do the best sounding option, no matter how ridiculous it might be.